moriahari:

HOLY SHIT

glass-danse:

Happy 23rd birthday to my best friend, the James to my Jessie, the Artorias to my Sif, the Fred to my Carrie. Love you, hope it’s a good one. :)

glass-danse:

Happy 23rd birthday to my best friend, the James to my Jessie, the Artorias to my Sif, the Fred to my Carrie. Love you, hope it’s a good one. :)

anemicprincess:

My old cats, Tom and Little, always slept together in a guitar case. They both lived for seventeen years and my family is still convinced that they were in love. Little was perfectly healthy when Tom died, but a week after his death she stopped eating and would hide behind couches and in corners all day. Within a month, she passed away too. They are buried side by side in our garden.

anemicprincess:

My old cats, Tom and Little, always slept together in a guitar case. They both lived for seventeen years and my family is still convinced that they were in love. Little was perfectly healthy when Tom died, but a week after his death she stopped eating and would hide behind couches and in corners all day. Within a month, she passed away too. They are buried side by side in our garden.

altering-current:

piffthefairymuffin:

sizvideos:

To the Boys Who May One Day Date My Daughter - Video

OHMYGOD. THE ENDING OF THIS.

this was perfect omg

apfelgranate:

zan77:

Was that your first kiss since 1945?
That bad, huh?

your daily reminder that Black Widow gave Captain America a semi in the middle of a shopping centre

(quigonejinn)

blendablelion:

harroldstyle:

IM SO PISSED OFF THAT WE DONT HAVE BALLS ANY MORE
I WANT TO WEAR A HUGE DRESS AND BE COURTED AND DANCE AROUND AND HAVE MY GOWN SWEEP THE FLOOR AND BE ALL ELEGANT AND GRACEFUL WITH GLOVES AND SHIT

BUT NO WE HAVE DUMB HOUSE PARTIES WITH CHEAP BEER AND RED CUPS AND HORNY TEENAGE BOYS WHO PUT THEIR HANDS UP MY SHIRT 

for a second there i thought you were talking about testicles omg

espybounce:

lepreas:

framesjanco:

wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends to like bug spray. I don’t understand why. stop the madness

wine is an acquired taste. if you don’t like it, acquire some taste

pemsylvania:

how much cement is needed to fill in the grand canyon?? i dont want it anymore

officialfrenchtoast:

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